title=That didn’t take long. As hordes of holiday shoppers bought their tiny little silver iPod Shuffles Apple gave them a big “Hah!” and release a new version with bunch of different colors just in time for Valentine’s Day. It’s cheap for a bunch of people in the first world and will probably buy that as a second, third or whatever number easily but for poor freaks like us, one iPod or (insert name crappy CD-R King MP3 player here) is enough.

Excuse me while I take my big, clunky, not-green-but-white iPod running.